Even Billionaires Make Bad Investments
You may have heard about Bernard Madoff, the Wall Street hedge fund honcho accused of pulling off the biggest swindle in the history of the world!? He’s charged with security fraud for bilking investors (including charities) out of $50 BILLION and admitting “it was all just one big lie” when his sons told the feds their dad done bad.
Madoff supposedly admitted he was running a Ponzi scheme, using money from new investors to pay inflated dividends to old investors, living the high life while making everyone believe he was a financial wiz when in fact he was just (allegedly) building a house of cards that collapsed when one of the bigger players asked for their stake back and he couldn’t pay.
As it turns out, one of his apparent victims is one of the world’s savvier businessmen, Mort Zuckerman, a real estate developer who owns the New York Daily News, U.S. News, and World Report. I know Mort (but not well) because we play on the same charity softball team for one game every summer. He’s a decent pitcher and a very smart, hard-edged guy. We’ve lost Artists and Writers games together but I’d never expect him to make a bad investment.
Zuckerman says he lost $30 million to Bernard Madoff, even though he had never heard of the guy. Zuckerman runs a $300 million charity and divided it into ten funds of $30 million each and the guy running one of those funds invested the whole pile with Madoff, apparently without Mort’s knowledge. As you might have guessed, that guy is now gone and Zuckerman says he’s taking a closer look at his other funds and who’s handling the cash and how.
I talked to some other big-shot Wall Street players today and I asked one how we can better protect our investments in these funds and he said “Safeguards? There aren’t any!” Hedge funds are far less regulated than other investments and guys like Madoff can operate with almost no oversight, which reinforces an old standard; if it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Another investment banker friend of mine told me the Madoff case can actually help restore confidence in some of the bigger banks and legit firms. Banks are much more heavily regulated. Client’s securities are segregated and cash deposits are insured by the FDIC. My buddy says the problems are more likely when fund managers are able to work outside the walls and wind up with a little too much freedom.
The fallout from Madoff’s alleged thievery is snowballing now, with charities closing, funds going dry and more investors learning the awful truth. Meanwhile Madoff is out on bail, last spotted in the window of his upper east side penthouse smoking a cigar. The neighbor who spied him said he looked “forlorn”. I wonder who will shed a tear for him and if he’ll ever be fully punished for his alleged record breaking fleecing of investors large and small around the world.